| Console: | PC |
| TV Standard: | Other |
| Publisher(s): | Self-Published |
| Release Date: | 2018-07-18 |
| Players: | 1 |
| Co-op: | No |
| ESRB: | Not Rated |
| Type: | Life Simulation |
Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4? ) illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS???
You've come to the perfect place!!
For just FOUR BUCKS you can enjoy:
Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly)
Seducing 1 (one) D&D commoner without a face
Seducing a skeleton, but platonically
Romantic Cryptid Hunting
Romantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-Dumb
Romantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards, winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date.
Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twin
Failure
Not Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!)
Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet Paper
Ability to say 'Wack'
Fight Prozac
Implied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Criticise your friend's pants
Milk babies(?)
DANK GUITAR
Jimothy
Paying $4 for something not worth $4
Regret for aforementioned activity
Regret in General
Wow!!! So many experiences!!!
Buy now to get a free (imaginary) steak knife! Or don't, and taste our angry tears in all your food for the next 10 years! The choice is yours!
