The Meating

The Meating

Console: Nintendo Game Boy Advance
TV Standard: NTSC
Publisher(s): mega cat studios
Release Date: 2019-01-01
Players: 1
Co-op: No
ESRB: Not Rated
Type: Action, Puzzle, Platform
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Poor Konstantinos (Kon) is one lonely minotaur. Formerly a contender in the bullfighting world, Kon won his freedom like a gladiator when he defeated El Culo Rojo, a famous matador.

Unable to find a mate, he extends a hoof into the cesspool of online dating. Against all hope, however, he finds a stunning match on SwapMeat, a dating app. He sets up a blind date, polishes his horns, and gets on his way.

Unfortunately, there’s nothing but catfish on the menu, as his date turns out to be a butcher. After she suggests “taking things back to her place,” she kills and slaughters poor Kon.

However, Gyros, the Greek God of Meat, shows pity upon Kon and grants him a chance to reassemble his tragically-sourced meat . . .